Jack Bauer once saved a young boy from a terrorist attack. As thanks, the boy gave Jack his pet rabbit. The rabbit, upon seeing Jack, got so excited that it shat an egg. Jack then said to him, "What the fuck is wrong with your rabbit??", decided he didn't want a rabbit that shat eggs, and proceeded to eat it in front of the boy. The boy started crying, and Jack said, "Hey, what's the matter? Here, have an egg". That day is now referred to as Easter.